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Sodom and Gomorrah Fruitcake

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Ingredients
1 Osem kosher walnut cake
1 box of Pizazz Fancy Fruit Flavored Slices

Directions
The special thing about this fruit cake is that you can eat it year-round — not just for Christmas. In fact, I made mine with all-kosher ingredients for Passover. Just dice your Pizazz Fancy Fruit Flavored Slices and insert them in to a yummy kosher walnut cake. After that, you can put whatever you want into it.

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