Economic Collapse Crumb Cake

With the fat, rich captains of industry wiping their asses with your mortgage and private- jetting to St. Tropez as the country festers into a third world cesspool, you’re bound to die of starvation tomorrow. These richest 10 percent of Americans control two-thirds of America’s net worth, and that means you’ll waste away with cancer with no healthcare and only donated Lunchables to eat. On your deathbed, you’ll wish you had moved Iran, Nigeria or Turkey, where income inequality isn’t as big a problem. Best to try some Economic Collapse Crumb Cake today before the government throws you under the bus for some Cuban cigars and private golf club memberships.

1 cup sugar
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1/4 pound (1 stick) unsalted butter, cut into pieces
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon ground cloves
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 pinch salt
1 cup buttermilk
1 egg, lightly beaten

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Lightly grease a 7×11-inch baking pan. Combine sugar, flour and butter. Use a fork to cut butter in until mixture resembles coarse crumbs. Set aside 1/2 cup of this mixture to use as topping. To the remaining flour mixture, add cinnamon, cloves, baking soda and salt. Lightly stir in the buttermilk and egg. Pour batter into prepared pan. Sprinkle cake with reserved topping. Bake for 25 minutes or until a toothpick inserted into center of the cake comes out clean. Call your broker and tell her to have all your assets converted to cake.


Filed under Graft Usury Etc, New World Orders

6 responses to “Economic Collapse Crumb Cake

  1. Thanks for stopping by my blog today and the comment. Love this post. 🙂

  2. It’s an actual recipe!? LoL I thought it was a metaphor!!

  3. Sounds good. Can I have a piece ;-).

  4. Thanks for checking out my blog. Great post/blog 🙂

  5. Rev. Reggie Jackson

    Yes this economic collaspe crumb cake only needs a few more things to be complete. Like, a President Obama ice cream cone. And a piece of fresh watermelon for the first lady. And an Ex-Lax laxative for Joe Biden, who seems to have disappeared. And plums for the Vice Presidential lady. And this is probably what they will be eating, along with the collapsed crumb cake; when the economy crashes; while they are looking out of the White House windows; at those who want to hang them!!

  6. Pingback: Scary Cakes |

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s