Las Vegas Woman Spews BP Oil Spill Cake Name, Wins Chocolate Endangered Species!

What better way to celebrate the Engulfed Coast than by gorging on little cream puffs bursting with artery-clogging serum? There isn’t one, and this is why we’ve oozed into the filled-pastry arena by selecting “Butaneous Profiteeroles in Drilling Disaster Sauce” as the winner of the BP Oil Spill Cake Naming Contest. And we don’t care that a profiterole isn’t a cake because profiteroles more disgusting than cakes. Ms. Gigi Generaux of Las Vegas, NV submitted the winning entry.

Congratulations Ms. Generaux!

The butaneous submission beat out other gross names such as “Smothered Turtle Pie with Dispersant Cream,” By Freddy Bowen of Philadelphia, PA, “Devil’s Crude Cake” by Shan Powell of Ontario, and over 80 others. Gigi will receive a free set of Apocalypse Cakes Recipe Cards and a chocolate endangered species mold as her prizes.

Other Honorable Mentions:

“Deep Chocolate Horizon” by Jason West of San Francisco, CA
“Gulf of FUBAR Cake” by Margie Hayes of Pensacola, FL
“Brain Pampering Impalement Arts Cake” by Juliet Cook of Valley City, OH
“Beach Party Rainbow Stain Cake” by Troy Hewitt of Aliso Viejo, CA
“Gulp of Mexico Pinata Lava Cake” by Brian Maschler of Austin, TX
“Deepwater Horizon Exploding Dark Chocolate Petro-Cake” by Kristina Felix of Austin, TX

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Filed under Chemical Warfare, Contests, Graft Usury Etc

3 responses to “Las Vegas Woman Spews BP Oil Spill Cake Name, Wins Chocolate Endangered Species!

  1. Gigi

    I feel honored to have been selected as the winning entry. Thank you, Apocalypse Cakes! It’s so exciting that you’re branching into other pastry types.

  2. Well, of course it is truly brilliant, thoughtful, insightful and most importantly hilarious. Dunkin tar nuts. I love it!

  3. Gigi, your wit is sharper than ever.

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