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Resurrection Day Self-Rising Chocolate Cake

Jesus from the cave-graveIt’s Easter time and that means dead folks are crawling out of caves and graves and all the other cubbies to which people skulk off and die. Now, if Jesus can come back all luminous and GQ after a being nailed to a cross, what’s stopping trillions of other corpses from clawing themselves out of maggotry to visit retribution upon us all? Like Jesus, these other judgmental, pulse-envy second-chancers will be reviewing our lifestyles for infractions such as Buddhism and cross-dressing, so eat your Easter Peep-laden cakes now before these decomposed finger-pointers overtake our world with the stench of moral rectitude.

Resurrection Day Self-rising Chocolate Cake

Ingredients

1 stick of butter

1 c. sugar

4 eggs

1 c. self-rising flour

16 oz. can chocolate syrup

1 tsp. vanilla

1 c. chopped nuts

4 oz. jar marshmallows

 

Directions

Cream butter and sugar. Add eggs, 1 at a time, beating well after each addition. Blend in flour and chocolate syrup. Add vanilla and nuts. Bake in greased and floured 10 x 15 x 2 inch pan at 350 degrees for 35 to 40 minutes and leave in pan. While still warm, spread marshmallow cream. Spread with frosting immediately. 15 to 24 servings. 



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