Resurrection Day Self-Rising Chocolate Cake

Jesus from the cave-graveIt’s Easter time and that means dead folks are crawling out of caves and graves and all the other cubbies to which people skulk off and die. Now, if Jesus can come back all luminous and GQ after a being nailed to a cross, what’s stopping trillions of other corpses from clawing themselves out of maggotry to visit retribution upon us all? Like Jesus, these other judgmental, pulse-envy second-chancers will be reviewing our lifestyles for infractions such as Buddhism and cross-dressing, so eat your Easter Peep-laden cakes now before these decomposed finger-pointers overtake our world with the stench of moral rectitude.

Resurrection Day Self-rising Chocolate Cake

Ingredients

1 stick of butter

1 c. sugar

4 eggs

1 c. self-rising flour

16 oz. can chocolate syrup

1 tsp. vanilla

1 c. chopped nuts

4 oz. jar marshmallows

 

Directions

Cream butter and sugar. Add eggs, 1 at a time, beating well after each addition. Blend in flour and chocolate syrup. Add vanilla and nuts. Bake in greased and floured 10 x 15 x 2 inch pan at 350 degrees for 35 to 40 minutes and leave in pan. While still warm, spread marshmallow cream. Spread with frosting immediately. 15 to 24 servings. 



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4 responses to “Resurrection Day Self-Rising Chocolate Cake

  1. No more cross-dressing?! Shit, it’s going to take a lot of cake to make me feel better now.

    Lovelovelove this site!

  2. Erin

    Wow, this cake is creepy. The peeps are an excellent touch.

  3. what we found is that the people in the western countries who had all along been following the Christianism for more than 1000 years, has finlly landed in the promiscous adultration,

    filing for divorce is as common as booking a flight ticket,

    family system is thrown away,

    is this the Jesus Christ expected his followers to live ?

    http://christianitythetruths.wordpress.com/2010/06/26/do-the-christian-missionaries-work-against-jesus-christ/

  4. Write more, thats all I have to say. Literally, it
    seems as though you relied on the video to make your point.
    You clearly know what youre talking about, why waste your intelligence on just posting videos to your site
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