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November 15, 2009

Global Jihad Date Cake

Considering how many Islamic fundamentalist panties are in a wad over Western decadence, our world is sure to end in an explosion of medjool dates and vintage car parts. Unforgivable threats to Sharia law such as Orbit® Mist gum, Louis … Continue reading →

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September 21, 2009

Jonestown Kool-Aid Cake

If 1978’s capitalist America could drive 900 people to follow Jim Jones to his Guyanese socialist compound to grow vegetables and commit revolutionary suicide, 2010’s emigration should be epic. When Microsoft and Pfizer’s merger produces a Zoloft-enabled Bluetooth headset to … Continue reading →

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April 1, 2009

Branch Davidian Texas Pecan Pie

Considering all of the illiterate rural prophets coming to power and building compounds with their legions of 13 year-old-wives, our world is sure to burn down in one 51-day, continuously CNN-covered siege.1 Biblical prophecies of final divine judgment are coming to … Continue reading →

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