Category Archives: Chemical Warfare
Las Vegas Woman Spews BP Oil Spill Cake Name, Wins Chocolate Endangered Species!
What better way to celebrate the Engulfed Coast than by gorging on little cream puffs bursting with artery-clogging serum? There isn’t one, and this is why we’ve oozed into the filled-pastry arena by selecting “Butaneous Profiteeroles in Drilling Disaster Sauce” … Continue reading
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Agent Orange Carrot Cake
As the incidence of mutant birth continues to rise around the world, we must accept growing chromosomal impairment as the genetic apocalypse. Wartime releases of mustard gas, hydrogen cyanide and agent orange will continue to express themselves as ear-eyes and … Continue reading
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