Gay Wedding Cake

 Now that our godless politicians are letting the homosexuals have their “marriages,” our children’s eyes will burn out of their skulls, upstanding heterosexuals will start making love to their golden retrievers and the Earth will explode into pink globules of KY Jelly — all to the soundtrack of RENT. And with every semblance of civil society gone and the police debauched into actual, non-ironic leather daddies, you’ll want to barricade your homes to protect yourself from those crazy, married gay leatherfolk whose reason for living is to force you to form a holy union with your parrot. Start planning your Gay Wedding Cake today — you don’t have much time left before everyone’s allowed to have health insurance and the whole planet turns into that vortex of barbarism called Massachusetts.

Ingredients
Cake stolen from straight wedding
Mini-leather daddies (this is what all gays look like underneath their clothes)

Directions
Go to a straight wedding. When everyone is drunk playing that sexy garter-belt game go steal the cake, being careful not to lose the little hetero-figures on the top. Bring the cake home and put some gay dolls on it — the more your dolls look like the people Focus on the Family are afraid of, the better — and ceremoniously remove the straight figurines from their rightful place. All the people who see your cake will shake their heads and wonder where the poor breeders went. Then they’ll think, “those wholesome man and wife dolls have been deprived of the life God intended for them.”

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3 responses to “Gay Wedding Cake

  1. I do so love this cake!

  2. Judi

    Better plan: remove the wife only, and pair Wholesome Man (who certainly does not wear his underpants on the outside, thankyouverymuch) with his very own leather daddy ;-)

  3. Fred

    Hi. I do really like this gay cake and very interested in idea and concept. That’s really contribute me to decorate in different dimension. I have a idea in decorating wedding cake and cheesecake and also is fun:

    http://www.hoipage.com

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